Friday, February 26, 2010

CI #71 -- Idiot charities

Dear Idiot Charity,

Why did you spend bulk mail postage plus a nickel to send me bulk mail plus a nickel? Helpful tip: I can help you cut costs in your overhead.


  1. This nickel could be THE nickel to cure diabetes. Stop! Don't put it in your pocket... Come back!!!

  2. I figure the fee for any charity stooping so low as to attempt a guilt trip is five cents. I always pocket it, and I never donate.

    Better yet, donate it to another charity.

  3. Taking feedback from you both, I have donated it to the charity known as Greg's Change Jar.